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SOME FUNNY JOKES..

Teacher:why are you late today?
student:becuse of sign down the road
teacher:what does a sign have to do with your being late?
studdemt:the sign said"school Ahead,Go Slow

pappu:i love you
girl:shutup
pappu:i like you
girl:shutup
pappu:i miss you
girl:shutup
pappu:you are really pretty
girl:really
pappu:shutup

why do we write "ETC"at the end of the exam??
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coz its means
E- end of
T- thinking
C-capacity

Doctor: you should take at least 10 glasses of water every-day
Pateint:it is impossile
Doctor:WHY??
Pateint:i have only four glasses at home