Special slogans

Sign on a railway station at Patna :
Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khaana free

Sign on a famous beauty parlor in Mumbai :
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother

Sign on a bulletin board :
Success is relative, More the success, More the relatives

Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Mumbai :
We need your heads to run our business

A traffic slogan :
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be old