LAUGHTER [THE ALPHABETICAL ORDER]

A pilot announced, "Ladies & Gentlemen, the
plane is losing altitude and all the baggages must
be thrown out."A little later, the pilot says, "We're
still losing altitude, we must throw anything out
that is in the cabin."The plane continues it's
descent despite more things being thrown out.
The pilot announced again, "Still going down, we
must throw out some people"There's a big gasp
from the passengers! Then the pilot said, "But to
make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in
alphabetical order. So A, any Africans on board?"
No one moves."B, any Blacks on board?" No one
moves."C, any Coloureds on board?" Still no one
moves."D, any Darkies?"A little black Nigerian
boy asks his dad, "Dad, what are we?"His Dad
replied, "Tonight son, we are Zombies"

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