Story by kingsley

Igbo guy living in sweden smartly married a swedish lady, so as to be legally certified with resident permit, but the lady was not aware of this. He lied to the lady that he is from kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that part of sweden.
After their wedding, the lady returned home one day & informed the guy that she met her friend, a swedish lady also married to a kenyan & will like them to have a dinner together.
The Igbo guy was disturbed & kept thinking how he wil get out of this dark spot. He postponed & postponed the proposed dinner until he got tired of postponing.
Finally the D-DAY came, they all sat down in a resturant.
Our Igbo guy was quiet and was sweating profusely inspite of the cold atmsphere of Sweden (-8C).
The ladies asked their husbands to communicate in their local dialect since they are both from same country
(kenya) the Igbo guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak our dialect, if the other guy didnt understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe & region in kenya.
He started "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre Nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, daa?
The other kenyan looked up and replied "Ah Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onye na asuru Ndigbo uzo ha. Echekwe m na enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu dim nwafo Mbaise ahu. Nwanne birikwe o!
They shook hands & embraced each other to the admiration of the ladies.
(NWANNE DI NA MBA)
Ndi Igbo EKELE kwaa mu unu!!!