students lies

_u ask your friends..how far with reading? They say they haven't started...only to get to the LIBRARY and find out they have a permanent seat.

• Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have bought

• You graduate with 3.50 and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG... I would have been a 4.50 graduate by now.

• If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find...try looking for your HOD when you
  need his signature on a form.

*Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school

*You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for sch go back house ni?.

*u have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because Ure already late for lectures.

• Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the board to write. Before he turns back------class don full. Lol

*come night class during exam u go see different levels of reading. scaning,skimming,jaking and lots
more.

*During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become born- again by force

• It's always funny when examples
  invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.u
  Lol :v :)