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Please i need an advice from a professional. 

I just realized now that i consume 12 loafs of bread in a month. How??? 

I eat at least 10 slices of bread every week day sometimes 12. i just love bread. A loaf contains about 20 slices. Now going with the 5 loafs that fed 5 thousand universal formula, if 5 = 5000 i.e 12 = 12000. If you make me the subject of the formula therefore, i consume bread for 600 people in a single week day and 12,000 people in a month. 

I need to know if anything like Breadlosis or Breadechaitis or Breadmococus erus exists?? 

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