'Global' Warming

'Global warming?  My locality didn't get warmer!'

IT'S FUCKING GLOBAL WARMING YOU TROGLODYTE, NOT LOCAL WARMING.  THE GLOBE'S GETTING WARMER, NOT YOUR LOCATION, OTHERWISE WE'D CALL IT LOCAL WARMING.  IT DOESN'T MEAN WHERE YOU LIVE'S WARMING, IT DOESN'T MEAN GLOBES ARE GETTING WARMING, IT MEANS THE GLOBE IN IT'S ENTIRETY IS WARMING.

And don't tell me 'I haven't noticed it' either.  No one can notive a .5 degree temperature rise over a hundred, years.  Jesus.

At least look up what global warming is before talking about it.