Ripple Labs, Inc.

8th January 2018

Ripple Labs, Inc.

A jam-packed tangle of zombie Ripple speculators are sort of lazily moshing,
(stunned and reflexively patting contactless cards on non existent pay pads),
and being kettled into slow sign-up barrier queues
outside the entrance to every exchange on the network
(that aren’t taking any new service users anyway).

The lazy dazed hex vibe spreads,
the mosh swaying and swelling,
in a backwash of business beige, black, dark blue, grey and panic.
Borderline everyone has athletic shoes on,
ready to fire coins around the world.

Self exiled Ripple Labs, Inc CEO Chris Larsen
(now worth an estimated 59.9 Billion USD)
is a giant.
He's watching over it all and slowly turning his music up towards deafening (Sepultura),
then scratching his arse
and planning his drip feed Ripple drop race.