Hey, ho, DPorn verification, yo!!

Oh my God,

that was by far the worst poetry I've ever written and/or read in my entire life.

I'm definitely going to hell for that.

But,

I hear they have pretty decent orgies down in hell,

so I guess in the end it'll all be alright.

On a somewhat related note,

is anyone interested in sitting on my dick tonight?

It'll be half off retail price between now and Halloween.

That's right,

for the next two weeks,

starting right now,

sitting on my dick will run you an insanely crazy 50% off my usual rate of $500/hr.

What the fuck,

really @badbradley??

How in hell can you possibly afford to run such a crazy insane deal??

Answer: I can't afford it,

but I'm doing it anyway!!

Because hey, ho, DPorn verification, yo!!