Who Has Trouble With Dogs?

Hello all. Tell me, do you have trouble with dogs? I do. The little runt is a runner so he must be attached to a line on the front porch anytime nature calls or when he is hangin' out with us. It never fails, that he always wraps himself up on some obstacle in the yard. Especially when one is naked and has to put clothes on to rescue the little imp.

What is worst is when I unwrap him and go sit down, he goes and does it again. He drives me crazy but I love him to death.