Little Nancy (very funny)

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he asked in his friendliest way,

"What are you up to, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor commented, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" :(

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied...

"That's because he's inside your lousy cat." ;)