2026 Bingo Card

Honorable mentions:

1. Trump approved comedians tv station
2. Twitter rebrand under new moniker to align with Neuralink humans
3. Zuckerberg confesses robotification over a decade ago
4. Millions vanish from homes in US, leaving behind huge infrastructure abandoned
5. China establishes a governorship in mid-south in US with Chinese governors
6. Public utilities cut off to Democratic states, causing lack of water, power and food
7. AI patrol bots with ICE
8. Alex Jones becomes Press Secretary
9. JD Vance refuses to run again under Trump due to Epstein files fiasco(current) and fails to win majority support to run independently for President
10. Berkshire Hathaway scandal/collapse
11. FDA announces diet restriction law to prohibit junk food to all Americans, not just welfare EBT users (or portion restriction per individual)