1# TOP 5 JOKES TODAY

1.911
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?

A: She can't find the eleven.

2.BANG BANG!
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Q: Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

3.BLONDES & BASKETBALL
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Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?

A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging.

4.BLONDE'S APPENDICITIS
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A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."

The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."

5.BLONDES & AIRPLANES
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A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?"

The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute."

The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.