The Funny Friday Sports Dump for May 18, 2018 (comedyopenmic - 14)

Okay. I am betting my soul on Cleveland.

hahha, ok. Um, who are you placing that bet with?

This was quite enjoyable, @davidpompeii. Add comedy open mic round 14 in the title and nominate 2 people please. Thank you.

I've never been much of a fan of watching other people play sports, but I sure enjoyed watching you take a sports dump.

Lmao... thank God i'm not the only one who heard that bullshit.

This is cool. I really enjoyed your video. Can you nominate 2 people? Anyone would be fine. You can nominate me. I didn't put my entry in yet.

this is once again gold, never knew baseball was getting needy...lol

Flush!

applause Pomp!

_{pss...go see the messages I left for you in Discord}

just nominate 2 random fcukers (if they might be funny even better) so i can smash some additional upvote love on your DTube comedy

Excellent. Noted.

Yeah you had me laughing in the very first seconds as you knocked that cocoa butter off - great segue into the Morning Dump intro. Points for comedy from the porcelain throne as well. SEC cupcake schedule even applies to funerals, who knew? Should have figured :) This is great! Much love - Carl

Congrats Pompy....you got your 1st ComedyOpenMic Curie Combo....bwahahah!

Now that you've tasted the obese love...hope it sets a fire for you to give us more!

Now nominate the 2 fcukers @davidpompeii so we can bring this >$100 in Steem yo!

Okay I'll nominate @mineopoly and @tamaralovelace. Is it cool to do it here or do I need to post it somewhere else as well? Thanks again, @dj123

I nominated you because you made me laugh by asking even though you hadn't entered yet. ha ha. Although I am not sure I posted the nominations in the right place.

'1st ComedyOpenMic Curie Combo' Wow, great thanks. What does that mean? :>

Dude you're so funny!!!

Thank you. Congrats. I am honored. I was thinking of making a video that would beat yours but you play a tough act to follow.

Ka-Ching! .... you know what i mean :P

doesn't hurt to add it into your post....immortalize your nomination and makes it easier for other COM curators to see.

the tooth fairy

that's like USD$230 at today's price.... when Steem goes$10, that's like $700, if you learn the power of HODL, and someday when Steem hits$100 in the next 2-5 years, that's $7,000 right there.... hey, just food for thought....oh yeah if Steem has half a billion accounts in a decade from now and hits$1000.00....
well then you get the point right?

at Steem $3, you're buying the fish tacos and beer when i drop by LA :P

psss.... interaction with all your curators and audience it definitely a plus, others are also watching and your funny replies translate to future upvotes

Bring it on! So excited for all the upcoming sports and ball games. Mind you what I found most impressive was that you finished your report in 3 minutes. I usually take 15-30 mins before I start wiping.

Glad to see you back Dave, keep bringing in the good stuff.

Damn.

Thanks

Thank you.

Yeah, I try to take care of business. I have things to do, ya know.

Done, thanks

Dude that is a secret. You're not supposed to let him know that.