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I'm Here, Everyone Can Relax
Devious Dan here. I may or may not have multiple personalities. My work as a bartender requires me to always be on. I'm here to make sure everyone is having a good time and they are well lubricated and let me tell you, IT'S EXHAUSTING! In my down time I like to open a bottle of wine and sit on the deck and get lost in a book, maybe commune with nature.
Is this a dating site? I feel like I'm setting up a profile on Tinder. Just in case; I love long walks on the beach and stargazing while spread out on a blanket with the wind messing up my perfectly styled hair. I'm very single because no one can handle my free spirit. ( It's them, not me, I swear)
You may have noticed but I have a twisted sense of humor. I find amusement in just about anything, mostly at others expense. I'm not a mean person but I tend to laugh at people who take themselves too seriously. I'm ready to have some fun on Steemit and have some laughs. Buckle up!
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A nice introduction.
Bartending, waiting on tables ... I've been there, done that. Yes, it's exhausting. You wear so many masks, you forgot who you are. It's not all bad though. You just need to learn to give as good as you take - give it back to them so smoothly, subtlety that they look forward to it. :-)
Welcome to Steemit and have fun!
@djimirji up!
Appreciated. Its definitely good to give it right back
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Welcome @devious-dan is your other personality @the-witty-waiter ?
Not to worry as I may have multiple personalities also so you will fit right in here at Steemit with the rest of us.
I may know him. He's an awesome guy and very witty. Always talking shit though. Probably full of it
Is there anyone I should be keeping an eye out for?
@johndoer123 is another good account to follow. He likes helping out newbies and runs easy contest that will help you grow your account.
Check out the #newbiegames tag for easy to play in games and promotions.
Yeah @the-witty-waiter needs the below .. .
https://www.ecured.cu/images/b/b1/Pepto-bismol-liquido-original.jpg
Well, thank you friend for recommending me. That's truly appreciated! And I definitely agree with the newbiegames suggestion also!
Probably. I'm not even going to mention what that stuff does when it comes out the other end.