A Short Story

Owl: Watchu doing in my tree fool? You lost or something?

Squirrel: ehmmm....you got a nut you can spare?

Owl: Come into my nest i've got lots of nuts to go round .
Squirrel: yea yea, thanks, am not going into your den bruv, you gonna eat me.

Owl: Am i herbivore.

Squirrel : yea yea, you must think am some kinda fool, Herbivore my foot.