Funny Jokes

If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.😰😜😜😜😜😜

My brother.......if everytime you come home and your wife tells your child, "look it's daddy, here is daddy, daddy, see daddy......."
That is not your child, you cannot be introduced to your child everyday.

No Animal in this world.
I repeat: NO ANIMAL IN THIS WORLD runs 🏃‍♀faster than a GIRL WITH MAKE-UP when it's ABOUT TO RAIN
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