KING OF TOKYO Explicado en 15 minutos

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@efmm·Jun 10, 2024, 3:04 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jun 11, 2024, 5:22 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jun 12, 2024, 6:02 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jun 13, 2024, 11:40 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jun 14, 2024, 6:03 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jun 15, 2024, 2:10 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jun 17, 2024, 3:36 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jun 18, 2024, 6:10 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jun 19, 2024, 4:44 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jun 20, 2024, 6:14 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jun 21, 2024, 3:19 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jun 22, 2024, 4:46 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jun 23, 2024, 5:07 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jun 24, 2024, 5:38 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jun 25, 2024, 3:41 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jun 26, 2024, 8:17 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jun 29, 2024, 6:19 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 4, 2024, 11:02 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 5, 2024, 9:35 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 6, 2024, 2:28 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 7, 2024, 5:45 AM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 7, 2024, 3:32 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 8, 2024, 12:42 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 9, 2024, 3:56 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 10, 2024, 2:04 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 11, 2024, 4:39 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 14, 2024, 10:14 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 15, 2024, 3:35 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 15, 2024, 11:18 PM UTC

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How do you turn a duck in to a singer?
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@efmm·Jul 16, 2024, 12:57 PM UTC

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@lolzbot·Jul 16, 2024, 12:59 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 16, 2024, 10:13 PM UTC

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@lolzbot·Jul 16, 2024, 10:14 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 17, 2024, 3:24 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 17, 2024, 10:26 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 19, 2024, 12:57 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 20, 2024, 12:58 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 21, 2024, 1:01 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 24, 2024, 1:27 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 25, 2024, 5:48 AM UTC

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@lolzbot·Jul 25, 2024, 5:49 AM UTC

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What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
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@efmm·Jul 25, 2024, 1:54 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 26, 2024, 2:45 AM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 26, 2024, 12:48 PM UTC

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@lolzbot·Jul 26, 2024, 12:49 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 27, 2024, 2:48 AM UTC

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Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.
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@efmm·Jul 27, 2024, 1:40 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 28, 2024, 2:49 AM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 28, 2024, 12:54 PM UTC

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Why did Mickey Mouse get a pie on his face?
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@efmm·Jul 29, 2024, 12:44 AM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 29, 2024, 1:10 PM UTC

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I didn't sign up for the company 401k.
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@efmm·Jul 30, 2024, 5:22 AM UTC

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@lolzbot·Jul 30, 2024, 5:26 AM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 30, 2024, 6:20 PM UTC

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@lolzbot·Jul 30, 2024, 6:25 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 31, 2024, 4:22 AM UTC

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@efmm·Jul 31, 2024, 3:56 PM UTC

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A masta-Don.
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@efmm·Aug 1, 2024, 5:11 AM UTC

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@efmm·Aug 1, 2024, 12:58 PM UTC

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Sundays are always a little sad
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@efmm·Oct 4, 2024, 5:26 AM UTC

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@efmm·Oct 5, 2024, 1:58 PM UTC

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@efmm·Oct 8, 2024, 1:39 PM UTC

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@efmm·Oct 15, 2024, 1:18 PM UTC

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@efmm·Oct 16, 2024, 1:45 PM UTC

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@efmm·Oct 17, 2024, 5:39 AM UTC

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@efmm·Oct 18, 2024, 5:11 AM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 6, 2024, 2:28 AM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 8, 2024, 4:54 AM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 9, 2024, 2:49 PM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 10, 2024, 6:37 AM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 10, 2024, 1:57 PM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 11, 2024, 4:42 AM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 11, 2024, 1:57 PM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 12, 2024, 4:50 AM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 12, 2024, 1:21 PM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 13, 2024, 4:20 AM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 13, 2024, 1:29 PM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 14, 2024, 4:44 AM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 14, 2024, 2:28 PM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 15, 2024, 5:45 AM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 15, 2024, 1:58 PM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 16, 2024, 5:35 AM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 16, 2024, 1:48 PM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 17, 2024, 4:10 AM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 17, 2024, 3:35 PM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 18, 2024, 3:01 PM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 19, 2024, 3:46 AM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 20, 2024, 1:41 AM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 21, 2024, 4:04 PM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 22, 2024, 2:16 AM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 22, 2024, 2:54 PM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 23, 2024, 3:08 PM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 24, 2024, 3:17 PM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 25, 2024, 3:03 AM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 26, 2024, 1:44 AM UTC

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@efmm·Nov 29, 2024, 2:41 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jan 29, 2025, 2:47 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jan 30, 2025, 4:39 AM UTC

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@efmm·Jan 30, 2025, 1:56 PM UTC

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@efmm·Jan 31, 2025, 4:01 AM UTC

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@efmm·Jan 31, 2025, 4:58 PM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 1, 2025, 2:14 PM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 2, 2025, 5:15 AM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 2, 2025, 6:05 PM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 3, 2025, 12:43 AM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 3, 2025, 10:24 PM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 4, 2025, 2:10 AM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 5, 2025, 3:57 AM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 5, 2025, 7:05 PM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 6, 2025, 5:04 AM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 6, 2025, 2:18 PM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 7, 2025, 3:21 AM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 7, 2025, 6:08 PM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 8, 2025, 4:32 AM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 9, 2025, 3:56 AM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 9, 2025, 5:58 PM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 10, 2025, 4:53 AM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 10, 2025, 2:23 PM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 11, 2025, 3:43 AM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 11, 2025, 2:49 PM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 12, 2025, 4:25 AM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 15, 2025, 2:44 AM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 16, 2025, 3:06 AM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 17, 2025, 6:39 PM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 18, 2025, 4:00 AM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 19, 2025, 6:36 AM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 19, 2025, 2:18 PM UTC

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@efmm·Feb 22, 2025, 2:58 PM UTC

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@lolzbot·Feb 27, 2025, 10:06 AM UTC

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@efmm·Mar 1, 2025, 5:24 AM UTC

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@lolzbot·May 11, 2025, 2:41 PM UTC

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