conversation between virus and comp

Comp: I'd like to download this file, since you look harmless enough.
Virus: oh yes! Nothing wrong with this file at all :)
C: well come on in then, join the party! We have room for 32 more gb!!
downloads 1 gb file
V: this will be fun!!! starts playing around with program files
C: hey, uh you're not supposed to mess around with those.
-virus continues flooding computer with background tasks and enters personal info*
C: you're... really...slowing... Zzz things doooooowwwwn....
Virus: sleep now, I have all the information I want :) muwahaha!
Cwinding down voice:I...... Thoooought we....we...were........ Friendzzzzzzz ....