Saint Nicocaine

Hi Steemians,
I know this is kind of random just hear me out I already shared this with people on Facebook a while back, but I didn't get much response now here is what I have to say:

Santa Claus OK maybe he is Real I am not saying he's fake. I just think it would be more appropriate to refer to him as Mister Coca Cola. No?

Again I'm sure he is real I'm sure he does all those magical things delivering toys to all the good boys and girls and lumps of coal to the naughty. I just think that commercialization has in one way or another taken from the fact that he's basically the icon most recognized with a familiar beverage company.

What are your thoughts?