What do Blocksize Fork Altcoins Have In common?

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They all keep trying to take the Bitcoin Nameplate in one way or another:

Let's ask, why is it SO VITAL to take the nameplate? Why not simply build out and provide the software without the brand theft? Because they seek to take control of Bitcoin - It's really that simple.

Don't just take my word for it - do the damn legwork yourself and fact check my claims

(for the record, one exception that I am aware of that borrows from the likeness but not in efforts to actually subvert control - or he's doing a shitty job ;p Bitcoin Knots, a tonal bitcoin client)