I'll give this a try

The NewSteem Culture is a place where pretentious and judgmental whales have crawled out of the woodwork and are now flagging people because they have free downvotes, which allows them to thrust their subjective criticisms on others. They get to feel like heroes when acting like zeros because they’re upvoting more posts too, but it’s not like they’re doing this because they’ve become altruistic overnight. It’s because now they get 25% more rewards at the cost of the content creators, whose face they spit in when they steal their advertising dollars for trying to get noticed in the black hole that is Steem. But, hey, New Coke made a limited comeback. Perhaps this is just what the doctor ordered. And maybe the next time I catch a cold, I’ll affix leaches to my dick to see what that does. What your witnessing is Steem bloodletting. Just remember to never interrupt the enemy when they’re winning like Charlie Sheen at positivity. Come on now, ride the NewSteem wave!