Community post
Mustard
And she wondered why
no one ever wanted to talk to her,
Try as she may.
“Mustard makes great deodorant”
Her mother said time, and time again.
Maybe it was the wrong brand.
Her constant sinus infection didn’t help.
Could never smell others to know
what kind to try next.
Replies (3)
The force is with you! You got a 50.00% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @haisa!
http://ultraimg.com/images/2018/02/27/n8qb.gif
I laughed at first but now I kinda feel sad for her :P
Hahaha. This was wonderful! My nose wrinkled reading and I could see the yellow stains under her armpits. Lovely poem! Awesome! I have this great mental image looking in a mirror sniffling and confused. Like comparing which face cream will make you beautiful.