Rajinikanth Epic Jokes - Part 2

The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajinikanth`s signature. 

Rajini once took 15 wickets in a one-day match. 

Rajinikanth can finish Mario brothers without using the jump button.

Once Rajinikanth was on the hot seat of KBC....And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!

Rajini once kicked a man. It was later discovered he was the first man on the moon. 

Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi the? Kaliya: Sarkar ek. Gabbar: Aur tum? Kaliya: 100. Gabbar: Fir bhi wapas aa gaye, woh bhi khali hath? Kaun tha woh? Kaliya: RAJINI... Gabbar: Oops! Sorry, my mistake. Chai-wai pe bula lete hai sir ko!

Rajini can slam a revolving door. 

Raijni has counted to infinity – twice. 

When Rajini gives someone the finger, he’s telling them how many seconds they have to live. 

Rajini can give Anacin a headache 

Rajini got 150 questions in an exam and was asked to answer 100. He answered all 150 and wrote on top, ‘Check any 100’ 

Rajni’s pulse is measured on the Richter scale. 

Rajni never tweets. He only roars.