I Like Turtles

So, I wrote a rap about one 

I might stay sheltered but don't mistake me for a hermit, 

Yeah, I run a little slower than that bitch who be fuckin' with Kermit 

Fuck with me, I'll snap down on you hoes

Ask that kid with 9 fingers - ugh, little Billy knows 

Say, um - when I make it rain, I become my own umbrella 

I sting like a bee, better than a champion spella 

If the good die young, I am a bad mother fucker

I never use a straw cause I aint no damn sucka 

xoxo, turtlie

Okay I am bored now. :)