Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Round 17. First entry.

What happened to me for "Pingo".
Source
http://st2.depositphotos.com/2024219/8698/i/450/depositphotos_86987742-Kid-holding-a-paint-pot.jpg

Since I was little, I had always been a calm and obedient boy.
However, once I had some "creativity" when I saw a pot of paint for interiors of the brand "Pinco Pittsburg" (note that I do not intend to make propaganda to that factory).
It occurred to me to make the funny one with the name "Pinco", and to add it with a pen, a little arrow to the letter "C" to say "Pingo".
I grab the paint pot and tilt it a bit, and the moment I'm busy with "my creation" suddenly ... the disaster!
The paint spills on my trousers and on the floor of my living room.
At that time I did not know whether to deny my guilt (I already had the evidence on it) or to say that I tripped it without guilt. I guess they did not believe me. They gave me a beating and besides, I always remember that anecdote for being from "Pingo".

Note: For those who do not know; in Venezuela, or at least in my time, "pingo" is synonymous of "idiot".

If you want to participate:
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-17.

I nominated:

@sam1996
@viajero2001