Bundle of Joy: Tiger

Hello everyone!

My name is Tiger.

I'm three months old. I was born in October, together with my three furry siblings.

I was born from a pure white mommy cat and a pure orange daddy cat. So, I don't know why I look like this.

By the way, I have a hooman Mommy too. She always takes pictures of me, and I don't know why. Am I too cute? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking in this picture.

My hooman Mommy can't get enough of my cuteness, that's why she would take my photos while I relax in her tummy.

My hooman Mommy loves hanging her reading glasses by her bunker, so she can reach them anytime whenever she needs them. Pretty lazy, right?
Mommy, can I wear your glasses? I want to read some books too. Help, Mommy! I can't reach your glasses.

(Sigh!) My hooman Mommy doesn't love me. She doesn't want me to wear her glasses. Should I show her I'm a crybaby? I'll show some tears. She might pity me and lend me her glasses. Wait! Just wait! I need to concentrate and show her the tears.

Oh, great! My drama doesn't work. Let's give Mommy a disappointed look. Mommy, why don't you listen to me? Now I'm pissed off! You see this 'don't cuddle me' look? Yeah! I'm serious! Don't cuddle me; I'll just snuggle under your blanket.

Oh! Mommy, I just remember... I'm hungry again. I know I just had my dinner, but I'm a big boy now. Big boys need more food. Please... Oh! Can you hear that growl? That's my tummy!

Never mind! You wouldn't listen, anyway. You're too lazy to move. Don't mind me. Be thankful I'm not in the mood to throw a tantrum. Hmph!

Mommy, I'm bored. Stop taking photos already. Let's watch One Piece together. I want to see Nami.

I got rejected again. Hmph!
Don't look at me. I won't look at you.
I told you I wanted to see my crush, Nami, but you won't listen.
Don't you love me anymore?
I think I might cry.

Oh, puh-lease! Not the camera! Stop now, Mommy!

(Yawn!) I'm sleepy now. Can I sleep without you taking my photos? I only want to sleep in peace.

Wait a minute, Mommy! Don't you have some chapters to write? Why are you still in bed? Get up, now! You need to finish that story. I want to read it! Hurry!

Yeah, that's right, Mommy. Keep typing. Let your creative juice flow to avoid writer's block. I'll just watch you from here. Wake me up when I get drowsy, okay? Don't mind me, I'm just taking a little nap. Keep writing! Don't look at me. Keep writing!

I'm sorry to disturb you, Mommy. I know you badly need to write-- and I want you to write, too-- but I'm too sleepy.
I hope I'm not bothering you, but I want to sleep on your lap. It's more comfortable here than on the shelf. Keep writing; don't be bothered by me snoring.

Well, That's it for today. I hope someone visits my hooman Mommy's post. :)