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Would you cheat on your wife?

On whom else would I be cheating?!
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”

Man: “I had to get to work.”

Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”

Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
I’m not happy with this and I’d like to exchange it please.

Come again? That’s your bank statement Mr Dibbley!

I said exchange it!!!