Oh you DRY GARRI

Last night was one, dark and precise, my dreams projected promises of a new world before my subconscious, sleeping mind. I was finally going to fulfill my dream of Inter-stellar travel (Deep space astronaut).

I reported at the branch office, bright and early like an eager school kid on a Monday morning, :D ready to be posted to my work station and fired light years into space, but I was given a desk job, to impute codes into a computer.

I wanted to protest and insist that I should be posted to one of the space crafts where I belong but I remembered "He who is faithful in what is least..." so I sat down at the desk, carrying out the job I was given.

Not long after I felt this rumble in my tummy (Hunger storm) coming! .. I remembered I had some Garri in my locker (Google "Garri" if you don't know what it is) so I rushed to my locker and stuffed lots of garri in my mouth and rushed back to my desk, but then I realized I couldn't chew the garri because it was too much in my mouth and I was almost choking, so I decided to remove some from my mouth, but then I started messing up the whole work space. "Oh what a disaster!!" My first day at work!!

While I was struggling with the embarrassing situation and the garri in mouth, an automatic door opened beside me and then Lo and Behold !!! ... all my class mates were there laughing at me !!!

What a way to ruin a nice dream "Oh you DRY GARRI"