New work pc :(

Hello lads,
there is not much on the blog as I don't have much time and almost no idea haha so here is something that happened to me few days ago.

Last week boss told me that I'm getting a new computer on monday. I was all happy whole weekend and then came the moment of truth, he showed me computer and when monitor become alive I have started laughing because maybe it was a joke I thought but no...
There was it, an "dinosaur" little 15" screen with win xp running :D.

He said that's it and gave me a usb with new win 10 on it. Problem wasn't that would it survive and run new win, it was if I would survive and run on that machine haha.

As the machine has 2Gb of ram you can imagine its pretty slow, do any of you have any advices how to make it faster( except thriving it through the window).
I have tried expanding virtual memory but didn't helped a lot.