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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I.m the one who must dig his grave.

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