Limas 10 truths n 1 lie

I'm going to guess.... 5

Lol thank you for saving me from no comment helll :P

I'm torn between 9 and 10 -- but now that @poet mentioned 5, I'm inclined toward that one.

But no, I'll stick with 9 or 10.

You think i dont love #teamgirlpowa ? Yo i thought you would be the only one to guess!!

Hmm ... this is a tough one, as I don't know you in person, but I'm going to say that number 7 is the lie? That's my best guess! 😁 Thank you for the tag.

I’m guessing 1,5 and 6......I know you’ve been to Kenya buh I doubt you got married there, i hear Vegas has all the games locked down so you probably won’t hate it, you obviously can’t be a first generation college student

uhhmm theres only one lie ;)

I figured the least likely had to be worthy of consideration. Like the suspect in a detective movie.

I would have guessed #5 as well. Lima you are killing me here. I as a rule don't do contests of this general type if nominated. But I really like you. I will take a large bong hit and read the smoke pattern to divine an answer. Be right back.

Lol!!!!!

Okay the bong hit smoke told me to do my list here in the comments. Maybe this counts? For something anyway. <3

Guess the lie

1. The "G" in my username stands for "Gilead"
2. I have masturbated on nearly every commercial airline flight I have been on (in the bathroom)
3. If I set an alarm, I will wake up before it goes off.
4. I traveled by myself through France, England and Ireland for 3 months when I was 14 years old (staying with family friends).
5. My earliest memories that I can date took place in England
6. I used to be a double felon but successfully represented myself in court against the District Attorney (who opposed my request for expungement).
7. My favorite hallucinogenic drug = psilocybin mushrooms, but setting is important (outdoors in nature is a must, coast or forest or mountain, lake or river or stream)
8. My favorite colors are purple and pink
9. I dated @dillemma in high school, we broke up, then got back together in 2001 and have been together ever since.
10. I did not get my Driver License for the first time until I was 35 years old.
11. (that's right, I turn it up to 11) My guitar amp, in fact, does have a custom volume control knob. It goes to 11.

This is Spinal Carl - Out!

I'm guessing 1, but I don't feel strongly about it!

I’m torn between 2 and 5....
I’ll go with 2, final answer

#5 is a lie

Lol 11 is the lie!!!

Lol i personally hate las vegas with a passion. La has its bs spots but a lot of cool stuff including studio city!

Yeah... im technically still married. It was on my intro post lol..

Ive been in three accidents that were my fault. I am def a terrible driver! I could probably get better if i took driving lessons

Dang I am that easy to see through :) I thought I might get some nibbles on a few of those other entries but I guess that is all obvious Carl-type stuff

Not sure how much of VEGAS you’ve seen...but with people in general would step off the strip and spend some time hiking. THAT’s my VEGAS 😉

Lol thats just Nevada :P

Yes. You are. Lol

I honestly almost thought it was 6 but figured its probably drug charges.

bingo

lol

Buahahahhaha large bong hit!! Do you ise falvkred water ? If not I hipr it’s at least purified so you keep your pineal gland clear.

Ps. Rules are made to be broken! :)

This is tough between 5 and 10.

Guess I’ll say 5.

Oh my good God! Number 6. Got me wondering and laughing. I'm so amazed at this.. Really? You're are indeed an amazing writer. Keep it up ma'am.

Yeah its surprising but i am the only college grad in my family! My sister might go bAck but shes doing well without it. I have few cousins but my direst line has no college grads as far back as both maternal and paternal grandparents. Grandpa on dad side was in the military so i could be wrong but for the most part its military, farming, or small business or just some factory jobs.

But one can surive in the us without a degree. Its hard tho i cant talk to people sometimes because different political views and education levels makes for fighting. sigh

I really tricked everyone with this cuz they know ihave travelled lol. Ive only been to 3 countries not 5 lol!! Its actually telling that the only person who git it right just met me'!!! Lol

W/e It’s not telling at all. 🙄

You’re so worldly that I gave you tons of credit okay ... that whole Kenyan marriage that could be 5 countries right there from your home state to there 😛

Lololol

LOL, I missed yours and now I can already read the answer! I might have said four cuz define A LITTLE, you seem to be doing pretty well :P

Haha its all relative. My grammar is terrible and i know enough to not die but i basically talk like a 5 year old in spanish. A really confused one.

Kitty Mistress is da truth I reckon 😉

Lol obviously