Crypto Jokes

Hello everyone, welcome to the show.  In this series I will try to make dad jokes using crypto related terms.

Without any further ado, let's proceed....

1.  What offering do you offer to the gods of crypto? An ICO

1. What should we have called Hive's native currency(coin)?  Honey

2. How do you find a missing wallet? use the wallet address.

3. What coin do you use to pay a whore? Pimp coin

4. My portfolio has not been growing for the past few months now,  you can say I'm more of a Stock trader. 

What do you think?
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Feel free to add some of yours in the comments section.