Canadian Jokes

Canada isn't a piece of the United States. (It is a piece of Iceland.)

We Americans poke fun at how decent Canadians are, however let's face it: Being more pleasant than us is certifiably not a high bar.

My visitor is clarifying twisting. Says individuals can just call foul on themselves. That might be the most Canadian thing I've at any point heard.

To enter the United States involves crossing a sea; to enter Canada involves being quietly gulped by an outsider landmass.

[narrating narrative on Bigfoot] Sightings come for the most part from the Pacific Northwest and even Canada where he is known as Big 0.3048meters

Terry F ‏@daemonic3
The loopiest [ice hockey] goalie of all was Gilles Gratton, who ricocheted around in the minors during the '70s before closure his profession with the St. Louis Blues and the New York Rangers. Gratton got a kick out of the chance to skate bare some of the time, wearing only his goalie veil, and wouldn't play if the stars did not arrange legitimately. He trusted that in a past life he was a killer who battered individuals to the point of death, and that he was destined to turn into a goalie — somebody on the less than desirable end of a stoning, as it were — as discipline.
Charles McGrath, NY Times

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