In a parallel universe.

What if in a parallel universe I was a woman with mad hacking skills?

This post I am gonna use a lot of what if's and I am already tired of it.

Let's assume there are a lot mes in other possible worlds but with a slightly change in their lifestyle, mentality and other things. I am gonna ask myself some questions and obviously I am gonna answer them, so it will be some kind of introspection written on a blog post.

      What if in this said so parallel universe I was still the same me but without procrastinating?

Well, I can imagine myself being a lot more responsible, actually studying for the things I wanted to achieve such as becoming a police officer or even a businessman. Luckily I don't live in that universe. I don't really want to become one of the above but a job that pays really good doesn't sound bad. If i wasn't procrastinating, this post would have been written earlier, maybe I would have written a novel by now and and and and and maybe just maybe I would be married cuz' I wouldn't be sooo damn lazy. I want another question, this one bores me.

           What if I was an extra-terrestrial?

I would probably have a secret mission to spy on these insignificant humans and learn about them. Or maybe to colonize the Earth. But I think if I was an e.t. I would infiltrate with them humans and live among them because in the end we have a lot of beautiful things in this world that I think other planets don't even think of it (planets don't have thoughts you overthinking human specimen). Since I don't know how an e.t. looks like and what it needs to survive, if it has powers or other strange things I can't think of right now, please ask myself another question.

          What if I was to become an astronaut?

Since I was a child I always had a thing for space things. Stars, planets, everything that is a mystery around the Earth. So becoming an astronaut may be a hidden passion that I would like to come true even in the actual universe. A lot of training would be necessarily. A lot of decisions about my private life should be taken into consideration. I could not have a child living with a dad that is always away. So in a way I think this hidden passion, this universe were I would be an astronaut is awful because you would miss the important things in life.

          What if I am someone famous?

I would probably be famous for doing stupid things such as running a marathon wearing a squirrel costume till the end or writing a short story about dolphin mobsters in a war with chinese policemen frogs. Yeah, gotta stop saying stupid things. Next question.

           What if in a parallel universe I could travel in another parallel universe and sabotage or help myself?

He he, I think at first I would interfere with my private life and make me confuse, then introduce myself, watch him go nuts because how the hell is someone gonna respond calm seeing another himself. Then I would collaborate with him, help him get his life straight and after successfully accomplishing my mission I would let me be me and continue my own life in my own universe. Pfff what?

I am going to stop what ifing and go watch a movie. If someone likes this kind of post, just contact me in whatever way and I will continue with some more dumb questions.

Till next time. (this is still not original - use your mind young padawan - noted)

Arrivederci.