Locura

Todo es confuso
Resulta que soy zurdo
Pero el balón de fútbol
Con la derecha chuto.

Parece que estoy visco
O veo todo al revés
Todo esto me pasa
Por estar colgado de pies.

Y con mi pie derecho me sostengo
Porque zurdo soy
Ni yo mismo me veo
Parece que loco estoy.

Todo me da vueltas
Y borracho no estoy
Girando a cada rato
Todo lo confundo hoy.

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Craziness

Everything is confusing
Turns out I'm left handed
But the soccer ball
With the right I shoot.

It seems that I'm slimy
Or do I see everything backwards
all this happens to me
By hanging upside down.

And with my right foot I support myself
because I'm left-handed
I don't even see myself
It seems that I am crazy.

Everything is spinning me
and I'm not drunk
spinning all the time
I confuse everything today.