THE END TIMES.

The End Times - when at last you can float in the sky and laugh scornfully at everyone who disbelieved you, and watch them writhe in torture and horror, while you float gracefully away with Jesus...
Meanwhile, it is indeed the perfect excuse to do NOTHING: no need to feed the hungry, clothe the Unclad, visit those in prison, nurse the sick; no need to do anything but send (a little) money to help convert the heathen; no need to worry about the environment or anyone else because Revelations is very plain that 1/3 of the waters are going to be turned into blood and 1/3 of the world is going to be burned and everyone's going to be hit by hailstones. But meanwhile, you'll be up in the sky, laughing and floating like some kind of Macy's Day Parade balloon, only without handlers.
The End Times - the ultimate revenge against anybody that has ever frightened you, disagreed with you, opposed you, or even hinted that; looking forward to the oppression, torture, hideous death and ultimate eternal damnation of the majority of the world is the sign of one sick brain.