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Welcome to PunLiteration

Good day Steemians and welcome to PunLiteration Week 5. I had a splendid weekend which I believe you all had as well. I just have this feeling that today is the start of a great week for all Steemians. Let me guess, SBD and Steem will rise again after crawling throughout last week.
A winner has emerged for last week’s contest. Keep reading to find out who…

Key Words for This Week

Key words for this week are:

• married
• trump
• won
• today
• flown
• sacked
• sisters
  Hey ho, it’s no news that our favorite character, Trump has featured in week #5. I like this guy. Who else likes his consistency? Let me know in the comment box and feel free to tweet about it after you have resteemed this post. 😆 😆 😆

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  Let's Go!

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  • Mysterious history was made March 12th as mortal Michael met and married Michelle, a Maryland mermaid on **MONDAY**.
  • Tana confirmed that Trump truly tiptoed to watch Tiger Woods’ tennis training twice on **TUESDAY**.
  • Wayne won a bottle of water & wine for bravely wiping the tears of a wounded wailing whale on **WEDNESDAY**.
  • Today is the time to think & trash out a possible threatening tomorrow’s trying times, why wait till **THURSDAY**.
  • Fifteen French feminine female friends flown for forty five hours from France to Florida just to buy freshly flavored fragrance flowers on **FRIDAY**.
  • Salami sacked sergeant Solomon’s silly sexy wife after secretly seducing seventy sales specialist before going on sabbatical on **SATURDAY**.
  • Six sisters sold sixteen skirts simultaneously to buy a sexy sleeved skater dress so that they can attend the Sweet Sixteen sex seminar slated to hold this **SUNDAY**

  Laughter Quote of The Week

  Laugher is smile’s first daughter. You should marry her. — Necha

  
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  Who doesn’t want to live happily ever after?😆

  Disclaimer

  I do not claim the names and events in the above write up are real. Laugh willingly in the best possible way you can if you find it interestingly funny as intended.

  Previous Weekly PunLiteration (PWPL)

  Feel free to click on any/all of the links below to see what you have missed;
  https://steemit.com/busy/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-1
  https://steemit.com/funny/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-2
  https://steemit.com/funny/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-3
  https://steemit.com/funny/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-4

  WEEKLY PUNLITERATION CONTEST #2 Let me see how punny my readers can be. Write an original punliteration of any day of the week in the comment box to win .700SBDs (.100SBD for each winning entry).. Please read slowly so you don’t mistake a *decimal point* for a *fool stop.* 😆 😆 😆 For now, I’m the sole judge of this competition. Some winning entries will be featured in week #6

  Rules

  Upvote this post.
  Resteem this post.
  Only one entry per person

  Last Week’s Winner(s) There was only one participant in last week’s contest and his entry won. Congratulations @lurvie-b on your winning entry, it has been featured in Weekly PunLiteration #5. The whole .700SBD has been sent to you for being the only punster.

  

  Thanks for having fun with my post.