cryptocurrency to avoid wage garnishment

my story goes like this . I OWE MONEY . not to my friends but to BILLIONAIRES !!

and ive made it my religion not to pay them.

So to all you crypto junkies out there ..

A. is there a means for an employer to pay me in any form Crypto Currency?

B. if i were to start my own small business. how can my clients pay me in crypto?

thats about it guys. i hope this question , answered has great value to many of our poverty stricken steemians.