One Liner Dating Status

One Liner Dating Status

Dating a girl with a guy best friend is never easy.

Never date a woman you can hear ticking.

I get jealous even if we’re not dating.

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.

I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

You like me. And we’re not dating because..?

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day—and another, in case it doesn’t rain.

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

That awkward moment when you’re trying to get over someone you weren’t even dating.