Jokes Dunia

1. Gf- My Heart Is Like A Mobile And U R The SIM Card. Bf- I'm Very Happy. Gf- Don't Be Too Happy, If I Get A New Offer, I Will Change The SIM Card.

2)10th Calss Ke Exams Chal Rahe The,

Paper Bhi Hard Tha Aur Examiner Bhi Bahut Hi Strict Tha.

Cheating Karne Ka Koi Bhi Moka Nahi De Raha Tha, Bar-Bar Round Pe Round Laga Raha Tha.

Achanak Pappu Ne Ek Chit Likh Kar Examiner Ko Di.

Examiner Chup-Chap Ja Ke Apni Chair Pe Beth Gaya, Aur Exam Ke End Tak Utha Hi Nahi.

Exam Khatam Hote Hi Sari Class Pappu Ke Paas Aa Gayi Aur Puchha: “Abe Kamal Kar Diya, Tune Esa Chit Pe Kya Likha Tha?”

Papu Haste Hue Bola: “Bas Yahi Ki Sir, Pichhe Se Aapki Pant Phati Hui Hai“

1. A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the girl.