My first introduceyourelf post!

Hey fellow Steemians,

Apparently it's all the rage to write introduceyourelf posts, so here is my elf :

And here's a few facts about him :

His name is Glorfindel, yes, just like in the Lord of the Rings.
The photo is not to scale, he's actually 24 centimeters tall. That's 9.45 inches in heathen units.
He never worked for Santa. He did, however, man (or "elfed"?) the fries station at a KFC in Alaska, and he decided to take a run for it after he was almost pushed in the boiling oil vat.
He sometimes goes out to elf strip clubs. Apparently the elf strippers there practice what they call "North Pole Dancing". I'm told it's quite nasty.
He's always bugging me about seeing Citizen Kane. I told him a hundred times the movie is not about candy canes, but he refuses to listen to me.
His diet constitutes mostly of woodchips, candy and water. What does he excrete? Let your imagination run wild.
He loves to do what he calls breakdancing, but it's more about dancing and breaking stuff at the same time.
He listens to so much Elvish Presley I'm getting sick of it.
His favorite show is game of Thrones, and his favorite character? You guessed it : Jon Snow!

Anyway, he's ecstatic to have joined the Steemit community and hopes to share it with other elves he might encounter here!