No idea what i’m Doing

This isn’t an existential type of crisis but a specifically to this site one. I feel like the old man in the club,in his polyester shirt, oblivious to how out of place he is in his environment (except maybe I’m not totally oblivious to it). I don’t know if anyone will see this but I figured I’d test the waters with a quick post while I figure out how to work this contraption (old man voice). I may find out I’m out of my element and contribute nothing, which seems like I’m off to a good start doing, or I can use this as a way future me can laugh at past me’s cluelessness. Either way, I’m hoping to gain something here, mostly laughs. Feel free to the laugh at the guy probably doing it wrong.