okupational hazard #3

The following piece is from an experimental series called “okupational hazard”
which many might find offensive.
The series is a tongue-in-cheek parody of various professionals and their
occupations.

i am akountant

so profession, look at my suit
going to office
in few years, i will have more moneyz

akountants not boring, grr
auditing, analyse, where are your
asset
your finance safe with me
do you know my firm, iz pricewater-
detoilet,
so big
kutthroat, korporate world

fast pace, executive jobe
will sit on board meeting, did board
exam
akountants not boring, grr
budget, taxes, my briefcase full
big business, you know

i am akount

Photo by Jeremy Beadle on Unsplash

#professional
#accountant
#job
#occupation
#satire
#offensive