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Dumb Jokes
Bender from Futurama. No specific reason
why I add him in this post. Image Source
Dumb Jokes
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What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel. -
How does a train eat?
It goes chew chew! -
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent. -
Knock knock!
"Whos there?"
"Aba!"
"Aba who?"
"Its abaout time you open the door!" -
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!
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I added Bender from Futurama because I thought it would be a cool cover image. Random, but cool. :)
Cool, I love the show!
Thanks for the jokes :)
jajaj genial fallouu
You welcome! :)
:D
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LOL these jokes are so bad they are actually good!
Bender is great :)
"I once visited a town so small, its zip code was a fraction!"
:)
know a couple jokes myself
Corrado "Junior" Soprano has some cool jokes although probably not family friendly
:)
Should check out jokes by Junior Soprano
:D