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My Dog Trades For Me.
Sometimes... Late at night.
When I have had 14 too many beers...
My Doge, Zeus.
He takes the commander seat.
He operates at maximum capacity.
He destroys the markets with precision.
His only enemy is China.
The oppressor.
Doge is freedom.
Doge is wealth.
He pays my bills. He pays my mortgage.
I sleep peacefully while he works tediously to maximize altcoin profits.
Only DOGE KNOWS.
He is KING.
When you weep your losses, know that DOGE has taken your cash.
Heartless as he is, he loves to cuddle.
Doge as the softest fur in all of the Western world.
Be like Doge.
Replies (4)
Doggo making money. lol
My dog owns me.
Looking at the huge loss in my portfolio's value, I'd say that my dog did the trading for me as well :) But what can I say? Your dog's enemy is my enemy :)))
I used to like China, before they started f*$%*#@ with Bitcoin!