Do you get schwifty?

Some of you may find this question incredulous. Some of you are thinking get schwifty??? What the heck does that mean? Others, well, they are truly questioning how I could ask such a thing.
"Of course I get schwifty... Schwiftiness is one of the fundamentals of humanity"

How ever I will persist because I want an answer!!! How many of you steemians know how to get schwifty?

There are a multitude of ways a person can get schwifty; one of which includes defecating on the floor so you might want to have a mop and bucket near by if schwiftiness ensues.