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+ You Cannot Internet Without a Bold Eyebrow +
| How to Look Hot on the Internet in 8 Steps |

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Start with your normal face. Any face will do.

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Erase all color from your face with foundation, concealer and color correctors. Seal with a loose powder. (This step can also be called “Put more makeup on your face than you would ever be caught dead outside of the house in”)

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Add color back to your face but only in the right places. This is called highlight and contour.

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Create a bold eye and eyebrow. You cannot internet without a bold eyebrow. Don’t even try it. Fake eyelashes are also a must.

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Use a plumping gel on your lips and add color once they stop burning.

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You are now ready for a selfie.
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Hold your camera above and to the side. Press your tongue against the roof of your mouth to thin your double chin. Relax your face. Give your best flirty look.
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Take 1,000 pictures and post the best one, heavily filtered, to the internet.

Congrats, You Are Now Hot On The Internet
Follow me on Instagram for a Million More Selfies https://www.instagram.com/tonicraftshow/
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This is too REAL! 😂😝
Right? Like the amount of makeup I put on for my Youtube videos is outrageous.