space, man

It's not too difficult. Some cardboard, aluminium foil and you'll see the Apollo is on its way. We can not lose this fight. It's not over yet. You fucked this up but we can still b in, have the name of the first one in space, man.

It sounds a bit strange. Are you sure they fall for it, worldwide?

He nodded and said: I bet my hat no one will question. People see what they like to see. Imagine, euphoria, yahoo, we'll celebrate that we won the space race. Small chance anyone sees through the emperor's new clothes and if it's fake news. Those still alive in 70 years are senile.