Stupid Questions 121

Barely legal American actress Sadie Stanley “Daisy Chain”, “Golden Toilet”,and the “Davy Crockett” are not mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than still more stupid questions. Here is maybe the last bunch, guys and gals:

Carrie T. contributed this one: “Why was Darth Vader referred to as ‘Lord Vader’?
(Because calling him ‘Master Vader’ made all the stormtroopers giggle.)”

Holly G. wants to know: “Why do y’all ask me to press 1 for English then put Bin Laden’s sister on the phone?”

Kent C. asks: “What do you call an alligator who is a detective?
(An investi-GATOR)

When someone is driving poorly in front of you do you get even more annoyed if he/she is driving with only one hand?

Seriously, what part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys really STILL not understand? (In Espanol: Que parte “ilegal” no lo entiendes?)

Andy Bryson contributed this one: Did you know that every “c” in “Pacific Ocean” is pronounced differently?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1MdKI8kiXU&t=46s
Would you even care if I failed to include a couple of lesbians here somewhere?

If you go into Boston Market eatery and they are out of honey for a man’s cornbread is it OK for him to ask the most attractive girl behind the counter to take his cornbread into the ladies room and just rub it between her legs for him? (Asking for a friend.)

Yet another stupid question from an actual Sex Ed. class: “How fast could people go when you have sex?”

Are you tired of these stupid questions yet? (Because it looks like it is time for yet another hiatus!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yGM9II2mGU
“Can She Do It Like She Dances?” (No clue. I never danced with her.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZKDxk_kW5k
“Who Is Who?” (Who’s on first?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU3MruYKMeY
“What’s That You’re Doing?” (Shhhhh! I’m, um, just scratching an itch!) )

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